People "relieving gas" in public

Yeah, it is a real challenge trying to stay one step ahead of what your kid is about to do in public. Between being a "stay-at-home" mom and a homeschool mom, for about 17 years or so, I seldom went without a kid(s) tagging along. I remember that Bibliovore learned to read at a very early age (unlike WebGeek), and what a challenge it was standing in the checkout lines with him. He is basically a compulsive reader, and of course, the tabloids covers are right there where he's bored. This happened to be during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Can you imagine the questions I got from him?
Of course, my husband's favorite memory is probably the time a man with a wife and several daughters (no sons) were setting up at the next campsite over, in a MN campground. The guy was doing all of the work, while the females were for the most part, just watching. Bibliovore yelled over to him, "Are you henpecked?"